Telling a person to calm down is about like baptizing a cat. Prayer is the original wireless communication. My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.” I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. I thought
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On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. “I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and
A nurse noticed a golfer pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat was bring treated. “Is he a relative of yours?” she asked. “No,” said the golfer. “It’s my ball.” (Source: Classic Jokes)