A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of wheat. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car,… Read More Outstanding
Telling a person to calm down is about like baptizing a cat. Prayer is the original wireless communication. My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.” I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. I thought… Read More One Liners – not my original work
Not my original.
Not my photo, not my original. Found online.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?… Read More Why is that?
All about knitting for charity in Lakes Entrance
SAILING WITH A HEART
"In the World but not of the World" - John 17:16
Welcome to my blog. I live, knit and craft near the Northumbrian Coast (but not too near - the waves won't be splashing my knitting!).There's a story in every stitch, every grain of sand, every blade of grass. I thought I'd blog about it...
For local women to be involved
Sharing my passion for knitting
Victoria, Australia
Wendy's Place 