Tag: cleanjokes
Good Morning
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Indicator
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. “I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and… Read More Indicator
Golfing Buddy
A nurse noticed a golfer pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat was bring treated. “Is he a relative of yours?” she asked. “No,” said the golfer. “It’s my ball.” (Source: Classic Jokes)
Tequila
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And Irishman and an Englishman
An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” The Irishman replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’ll show you how to… Read More And Irishman and an Englishman
Funny Doctor Joke
A man goes into the doctor. He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.” “I’ve never seen or heard anything like… Read More Funny Doctor Joke
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