Not my original.
As most of the coast is being rained upon, we can report we are safe here in East Gippsland, though some flooding is predicted. Found this today and had to share it!
CHUCKLE OF THE DAY: Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies. One day
Not my original, found online. Credit unknown .