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Not Everything


So Funny


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To Think About

A Few Punny One-liners Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but catscan. Our mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas. Turning Vegan would be a missed steak. Well, to be Frank I’d have to change my name. Ban Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate again. Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. For chemists, alcohol is …

Good Morning

Two Words

Two Words

Middle Age Remembered

Two middle-aged couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, like visualization, association, and so on. It was great. I haven’t had a problem since.” “Sounds like something …

Good People

I am increasingly finding this to be true! After spending a very enjoyable afternoon with some of the ladies of the Knit N Crochet – Lakes Entrance, group, I feel privileged to know each of them, and to have time to enjoy their company. Good people, good company, good for me!