As most of the coast is being rained upon, we can report we are safe here in East Gippsland, though some flooding is predicted. Found this today and had to share it!
Tag: clean jokes
Some people get wiser as they get older, and others just get older. I read in Reader’s Digest of a man who had just turned sixty, planting his spring garden, with the help of his 91-year-old father. The older man began to setup the bean poles in straight lines, but his son protested that arranging
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word! What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 Want to hear a joke
Credit: Unknown found online
Credit: Unknown (found online)
A Few Punny One-liners Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but catscan. Our mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas. Turning Vegan would be a missed steak. Well, to be Frank I’d have to change my name. Ban Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate again. Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. For chemists, alcohol is