Not our boat thankfully.
Credit:Girl loving life
Credit: Unknown found online.
Credit: Unknown found online
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I’ll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Received from Doc’s Daily Chuckle.
First grade teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is ‘gross’ and the other is ‘cool.'”
Rachel: “Yeah? So, what are the words?”
Two middle-aged couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, like visualization, association, and so on. It was great. I haven’t had a problem since.”
“Sounds like something I could use. What was the name of the clinic?”
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!”
He turned to his wife, “Hey Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?”
Credit: Mikey’s Funnies.