A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing… Read More Just One
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of wheat. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car,… Read More Outstanding
We decided that lunch in Paynesville seemed like a nice idea, we enjoy Paynesville there is always something happening on the water, and it’s a great place for a relaxing walk. We usually go to a particular place, which I won’t name for fear of embarrassing them, because we know the fish is always well… Read More Another True Story
Is it still correct to say “tip” or should it be something like Waste Disposal site? I don’t know, anyway, we had spent the day in the garden, trimming back bushes, lopping off dead branches and sweeping up leaves, leaving us with a lovely trailer load of green waste to be taken to the tip… Read More A day in the garden
It’s 3am and I have a story in my head, just can’t seem to get it written! Oh well! Get some sleep and maybe the story will formulate as I sleep. Stay tuned, I’m sure there’s more!
It’s 8:30am on a Wednesday morning. I awake and immediately know that something good is in store for today. A moment to think – Oh yes! It’s Wednesday my day in town with “the girls” of the Knit for Charity group. This is always a fun afternoon, filled with deep discussions, some disagreements, some agreements,… Read More Good Friends
Not my original Include Your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms British Left Waffles on Falkland… Read More Humorous Headlines
So, as those of you who know me well, I’m not a cook. I don’t like cooking particularly, but I am fond of the “gadgets” that can make the task easier. Enter subject #1 Now maybe I am slow, but for weeks I could not get how this gadget was supposed to work! I would… Read More Kitchen Gadgets