Not my original.
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Not my original
Telling a person to calm down is about like baptizing a cat. Prayer is the original wireless communication. My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.” I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. I thought
Not my photo, not my original. Found online.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Not our boat thankfully.
LOL!!!Not my original, but love it!