Not my original, and quite old, but still worth a giggle. TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!!How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment …
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During a revival meeting, an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man’s request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man’s ear, prayed for him and then asked him, “How’s your hearing now?” He said, “I don’t know – it’s next Tuesday.”
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King Parrots
Every year the King Parrots come and feed on our front verandah. First the pair come, then just the male, and then the chicks and the female. Currently just the male comes around 5 each day. Waiting for the female to return with the chicks. So sad when we wait and wait, but only the …
From The Past …..
Who remembers this song? I know at least one person who has some memories of this song!!
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Feather, Fan & Texture Blanket
Finished this one, and I’m very pleased with how it’s turned out. Was not too sure the texture sections would look alright, but I think they work fine. Pattern will be uploaded as soon as I’ve finished writing it up. This is another Wendy Knits original pattern.
NEW! Simple Baby Blanket Pattern (requested)
I was asked for a quick, easy baby blanket pattern, so I’ve written one up this afternoon. Hope you enjoy it! It can be downloaded here:
Bright and Cheerful Blanket – free pattern download
This is a simple garter stitch blanket, and can be as big or as small as you like. Good for a first project if you’ve never knitted a blanket before. Because of the large amount of stitches I do recommend that you use circular needles, but knit flat. Free pattern can be downloaded here:
