Not my photo, not my original. Found online.
Some people get wiser as they get older, and others just get older. I read in Reader’s Digest of a man who had just turned sixty, planting his spring garden, with the help of his 91-year-old father. The older man began to setup the bean poles in straight lines, but his son protested that arranging
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Expressions For High Stress Days 1. You! Off my planet!! 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. And your crybaby whiny-hiney opinion would be…? 6. I’m not crazy, I’ve just been
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