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Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Not my original, and quite old, but still worth a giggle. TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!!How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment
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Expressions For High Stress Days 1. You! Off my planet!! 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. And your crybaby whiny-hiney opinion would be…? 6. I’m not crazy, I’ve just been
During a revival meeting, an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man’s request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man’s ear, prayed for him and then asked him, “How’s your hearing now?” He said, “I don’t know – it’s next Tuesday.”
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