Funny


What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.


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