What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.